How to tell a stalker to back off

Davina wrote:

There's this really short and FAT boy at school who is like a stalker. He has millions of people ask me out for him a day. I am getting really uncomfortble with it. I just know that given a few more days he will have cat scratches down the side of his face!!! Never have I nor will I ever like this boy. He's not afraid of my boyfreind, which he knows i have. I't gets worse every day! What do I do? Please help me!

Dear Davina

It's worse than you think - he has serious mental health problems.

Consider the facts; you are a shallow, selfish idiot who sees nothing more than skin deep. It hasn't occrred to you that this fella may have many, many other things going for him. It hasn't occurred to you to simply take him to one side and say "Look I'm flattered, but I'm just not interested, please leave it"

Despite your visible imperfections, this poor sap really, really likes you. Boy, has he got problems.

Poor, Perfect You. It Must Really Hurt.