How do I crawl to Useless Boss

From Anthea:

I joined a fitness club, as my boss is a member, and I thought it might be a good networking experience.

Trouble is, I've been drawn against her in the tennis tournament, and she's useless.

Should I let her win?

Dear Anthea,

You've made it quite clear that you are a complete and utter crawler, so of course you must let her win - if you are inconsistent, she might notice - if she hasn't already.

Not only let her win - but be sure to look really hurt at losing, while grateful for what you've learned from your defeat.

Or save time by kissing her ass in the clubhouse and avoiding such humiliation!