Surrounded by boyfriends

Beth asks:

How do you get rid of obsessive boyfriends? they get on my nerves please help! give advice I'm just a teen.

Dear Beth,

It's simple math. You set out to attract 'em. you attract 'em. And boyfriends don't understand when you get bored.

Learn to play it cool; you don't need 32 boyfriends, you need One.

Learn the difference between Quality and Quantity.

Any damn fool girl can get surrounded by boyfriends.

So play it cool, be patient. Control your life.